| Chris and I shared a study with Andrew Johnston, whom we  loved dearly, despite teasing him from time to time over his obsession with  becoming a Thespian. The Oddfellows Arms (Oddies) at the top of the village  provided Chris and I with a local hostelry which was not too bothered about  under-age drinkers as long as they could pay for their beer and could hide  amongst the regulars in the back room. I do recall one Friday evening, when we  had been to collect some crabs from a local fisherman called Jack, that we  caused havoc in the Oddies as the top of the bag must not have been tied  properly; most of the crabs escaped and buried themselves beneath the large  metal heating pipe under the seats around the room. We never did retrieve any  of the escapees and suffice to say did not venture into the pub ever again  without a suitable disguise. Chris disliked cricket nearly as much as I did. We could  never understand why anyone would wish to stand around for hours waiting for  someone to knock a ball towards you; it was like watching paint dry. This view  of the sport led Chris and I to volunteer for the local community service  volunteers, to ensure we were otherwise engaged (on good causes) when cricket  was being played. We helped less fortunate families in Egremont with tasks such  as painting and decorating their homes; our best gig however was to look after  some elderly residents in a local care home in Whitehaven. The residents soon  came to look forward to our visits and we made many good friends among the old  folk and would bring them the odd cigarette and beer if we could.   Another memory of Chris which I will treasure for ever  concerns Richard Branson, when he was a young budding entrepreneur and just  starting his Virgin Records empire from his school study. Chris would liaise  with him by Royal Mail and ‘Richard’ as we knew him, would send us handwritten  sheets of second hand records, most of which we could buy for a few pennies.  Richard later invested in a very cheap typewriter and would send the same  information in typed form but punctuated by lots of Tippex (if that existed  then) or corrections and the like. Shame we didn’t hang on to those early  sheets of Branstonobilia.  There are housemasters and housemasters and we had two  good ones during our time at St Bees. We were lucky to have Sam (LEM) Parkinson  in the early days, who was a very kind man (his wife Mrs P was even kinder and  let us get away with murder). Lem taught us French and always told anecdotes  during his lessons about the many places he had visited or lived in during his  rich life. He drove a Saab, which was a very cool car indeed. I think he also  taught us something else but conveniently I think I’ve forgotten what that was!  We all had a crush on his daughter Elizabeth, who later became a client of mine  at Lazards and latterly Flemings in London.  On Lem’s retirement, David Marshall took the reins. In  our sixth form years his sensible attitude was often reflected in his  conversations with us. Chris and I loved these chats as he was a very pleasant  and interesting man.  Despite his background and obvious status, Chris was one  of the most genteel, understated, humble and grounded individuals I have ever  met. He was generous, kind and honest, which are rare qualities in a human  being. Everyone who knew him loved and respected him dearly.  Chris owned one of finest and largest estates in the UK, the  Middleton Estate in Westmorland and lived at Elm Lodge Ravenstonedale with his  fiancée Viv and her two children. He retired in 2001 from Gilkes Engineering in  Kendal where he had followed in his father’s footsteps (Harry was Gilkes’Sales  Director) and became their most valued field engineer, Chris remained a  non-executive director until 2017 and then retired to spend more time with his  family and to renovate his beautiful ancestral home. Chris has two brilliant children in Harry and Charlotte  and also two wonderful grandchildren, Franky and Lily Grace.  Christopher Bradshaw Harrison-Beck August 25th 1954 - 11th April 2019 was laid to rest on Friday 3rd of  May 2019 at St Oswald’s Church in Ravenstonedale.  Charles Scott (SH 68-72), Roger Webster and Paul Boughton  (SH 68-74) attended the service to pay their respects and the following Old St  Beghians and Chris’s peers have all sent their sincere condolences to the  family: David Storey (SH 67-72), Tim Penrice (SH 67-72), John  Dias (SH 68-71), Andy Crummey (FS 67-74), Clive Mendus (FN 68-73) and Steve Brown.  Donations in Chris’s memory on behalf of the Great North  Air Ambulance (GNAAS) may be sent to Hayes and Parkinson Ltd., Captain French  Lane, Kendal LA9 4HS.”    |